Tips
to maintain good
mental health!
1 At Lunch Time, Sit In Your
Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair
Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down..
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do
Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks . Once Everyone has
Gotten Over
Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write '
For Marijuana.
6. Skip down the hall Rather Than Walk and see how many looks
you get.
7. Order a Diet Water whenever
you go out to eat, with a serious face.
8. Specify That
Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
9. Sing Along At The
Opera.
10. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their
Party
Because You have a headache.
11. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
12. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot,
Yelling
'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
13.. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are
Going To
Have To Let One Of You Go.'
And The Final Way To Keep
A Healthy Level Of Insanity 14. PICK UP A BOX OF
CONDOMS AT THE PHARMACY, GO TO THE COUNTER AND ASK WHERE THE FITTING
ROOM
